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Women if you want to get ahead in life do all you can to look like this. 

Women if you want to get ahead in life do all you can to look like this. 

Look at my lipgloss!

Look at my lipgloss!

I want one of my clients to request this look. I LOVE.

I want one of my clients to request this look. I LOVE.

and i loved this

and i loved this

maybelline:

Smoky. With a hint of purple.

maybelline:

Smoky. With a hint of purple.

This was written to a weatherman after he visited a local primary school class. Just about the best letter ever written and god damn it I want a bacon tuxedo and a cyborg unicorn!!

This was written to a weatherman after he visited a local primary school class. Just about the best letter ever written and god damn it I want a bacon tuxedo and a cyborg unicorn!!